India is really blessed that our inhabitants is dominated by those that determine as Hindu – probably the most noble and altruistic individuals within the historical past of mankind. Regardless of your caste, gender or faith, we all know what’s greatest for you and have now mobilized our authorities to work in your greatest curiosity. It’s been a troublesome experience for Hindus in India since we’ve continually been underneath assault and oppressed. All we’ve got going for us is a majority of the inhabitants, dominance of our upper-caste in each conceivable place of energy and a central authorities closely composed of RSS skilled Hindutva leaders. Lastly, we’ve got reached some extent the place we will overtly impose our superior beliefs onto you. Simply in the previous couple of years, right here’s how we’ve been looking for you:
1. We’re champions of ladies rights and may’t bear to face discrimination of ladies
Particularly, we love saving Muslim girls from Muslim males. So we banded collectively for our Muslim sisters to avoid wasting them from the treachery of triple talaq. In any other case, a few of our strongest leaders spend their time stalking women, others take outing to celebrate rapists and a particular few truly rape women.
2. We’ll do ANYTHING for nationwide unity
Something to a majority Muslim area. We’re within the early days of uniting J&Ok with the remainder of the nation. What higher method to do that than to force Kashmiris to unite with us by limiting their motion, communication and political exercise whereas imprisoning them in a army state. And utilizing the NRC we’ve got already began the method of constructing numerous Muslims in Assam stateless. All this may assist create akhand bharat. However non-Hindus needn’t fear, since our authorities can also be represented by those that can “purify” (convert) hundreds to Hinduism at a single occasion.
3. We seethe with rage after we see animal abuse
We spring into motion if there may be even a touch of suspicion {that a} Muslim man could have damage a cow. When this occurs, we’ll fortunately justify homicide. In any other case, underneath our supreme chief, beef exports have been as strong as ever and India stays one of many top global exporters of beef. The important thing in fact being that lesser beings like buffaloes may be sacrificed for any quantity of economic acquire. However even with cows, as soon as they’re spared by evil Muslims, we will allow them to die in misery in areas run underneath the auspices of premier Hindutva chief and bovine lover Ajay Singh Bisht (Yogi Adityanath).
4. We abhor crony capitalism
We lose our minds when we’ve got to clean-up the mess left behind by earlier non-Hindu authorities regimes that have been corrupt. For this reason, we’ve got centered on offering you with a pacesetter who’s at coronary heart, a chai wala, or in his phrases, a fakir-aadmi.
Beneath this “sincere” regime, we’re comfortable to show a blind eye to the Adanis being bailed out by numerous BJP governments again and again. We take pleasure in it when Ramkrishna Yadav (Baba Ramdev) receives all of the free land that he wants for his Ayurveda enterprise. And we’re extraordinarily happy with wunderkind Jay Amit Shah (son of fakir’s right-hand man) who unbeknownst to all turned out to be a monetary prodigy. Not to mention the matter of our expensive authorities instituting mechanisms like electoral bonds to institutionalize opacity in company political funding. All this, is in YOUR greatest curiosity.
5. We’re comfortable to sacrifice for nationwide safety
India’s nationwide safety cannot be compromised. We really feel extraordinarily proud every time the federal government takes credit score for actions by our armed forces. The truth is, we’re so sacrificing by nature, that utilizing our Hindutva powers, we’ve got sacrificed a number of journalists who deviate from the appropriate Hindutva narrative and are even comfortable to do away with the odd judge who might are available the way in which. To make sure that nationwide safety isn’t compromised, we’ve got even despatched nationalistic terrorist Pragya Thakur to the Lok Sabha.
All this has been completed in simply 5 years. We respect your gratitude. You’re all welcome and keep tuned for extra #AccheDin.
